{"title":"ALL TEES","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eI personally print most single-color designs, and farm out the multi-color stuff. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\"In 1985, faith-based metalheads, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stryper\"\u003eStryper\u003c\/a\u003e, took religious rock to the flocks, but the God Damn Christians never ascended. Crucified by the critics, \u003cem\u003eQuestion Nothing\u003c\/em\u003e went straight to the media section in Goodwills, regionwide. While G.D.C. persisted, releasing three more LPs: \u003cem\u003ePredator \u0026amp; Pray\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eResurrect THIS!\u003c\/em\u003e and, \u003cem\u003eHell? Oh, I Must Be Going\u003c\/em\u003e, the trilogy of albums was deemed partly ambitious, but wholly shit.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca title=\"Sizing Info\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512847614151,"sku":"2461569601","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512847646919,"sku":"2461569616","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512847679687,"sku":"2461569631","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512847712455,"sku":"2461569646","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512847745223,"sku":"2461569661","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512847777991,"sku":"2461569676","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-GDC-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624903493"},{"product_id":"mb-01-flaccid-steel-mock-band-tees","title":"MB #01 - FLACCID STEEL","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e The same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"During the rapid rise of bands like Judas Priest \u0026amp; Iron Maiden, the soft-metal sound of Flaccid Steel never fully satisfied the critics, or its groupies It's as if '\u003cem\u003eThis Never Happens\u003c\/em\u003e' never actually happened.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512847843527,"sku":"2856435034","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512847876295,"sku":"2856435049","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512847909063,"sku":"2856435064","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512847941831,"sku":"2856435079","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512847974599,"sku":"2856435094","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Solid Black","offer_id":39512848007367,"sku":"2856435109","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Flaccid-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624817101"},{"product_id":"mb-06-the-palindrones","title":"MB #06 - THE PALINDRONES","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The Palindrones missed the mark with 1999's \u003cem\u003eMadam, I'm Racecar,\u003c\/em\u003e but earned a top spot on the alt charts with their follow-up, \u003cem\u003eSome Emos\u003c\/em\u003e, in 2001. Infamous for their long solos and high-maintenance dressing room demands like, \"No lemon, no melon!\", Palindrones founders, Eve and Otto, fell off the radar and now live out of their Civic in Kinikinik, Colorado.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Why did TGW cross the road? To record their puffed-up debut, “That’s What.” The plucky, foul-mouthed foursome then released 2002’s equally-cocksure, “Chicken Butt” a mere six months later, and guess what..? It sucked.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING on this item...and ALL shirts from the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/syrupgraphics.com\/collections\/hand-printed-by-mario\" title=\"Printed By Mario - FREE Shipping!\"\u003eSimple Syrup\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"1980's \u003cem\u003eHigh Heels \u0026amp; Pregnant\u003c\/em\u003e was a sure sign of growth for a maturing Johnny after 1979’s \u003cem\u003eWomanipulator\u003c\/em\u003e, but the public wasn’t convinced. Their final effort, \u003cem\u003eMale Chauvin-ish\u003c\/em\u003e, was more head-shaking than head-banging, so these avant-garde Neanderthals took a tour bus back to their caves.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512848662727,"sku":"2461696369","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512848695495,"sku":"2461696384","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512848728263,"sku":"2461696399","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512848761031,"sku":"2461696414","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512848793799,"sku":"2461696429","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512848826567,"sku":"2461696444","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Johnny-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624903727"},{"product_id":"mb-10-the-euphemistics","title":"MB #10 - THE EUPHEMISTICS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"There's no nice way to describe The Euphemistics. These vocally-challenged and partially-proficient musicians packed their pre-owned van and played to crowd-challenged venues in economically disadvantaged cities everywhere. Ideal for the aurally-challanged, their sole album, \u003cem\u003ePut You Down\u003c\/em\u003e, was immediately put out to pasture.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512848957639,"sku":"2461710730","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512848990407,"sku":"2461710745","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512849023175,"sku":"2461710760","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512849055943,"sku":"2461710775","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512849088711,"sku":"2461710790","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512849121479,"sku":"2461710805","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-EUPH-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624902832"},{"product_id":"mb-12-spurious-george","title":"MB #12 - SPURIOUS GEORGE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Blurry, grainy concert footage is the only remaining proof that Spurious George ever existed. A curiosity to critics, the band never truly believed in themselves and vanished after 1987’s \u003cem\u003eOrigin of the Specious\u003c\/em\u003e was dismissed as \"bogus and disingenuous.\" SG resurfaced briefly with \u003cem\u003eFake it 'til Yer Naked\u003c\/em\u003e in 1995, then slipped back into permanent hibernation following 2001's \u003cem\u003eBig Shoes to Phil\u003c\/em\u003e.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit \u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512849154247,"sku":"2461733629","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512849187015,"sku":"2461733644","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512849219783,"sku":"2461733659","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512849252551,"sku":"2461733674","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512849285319,"sku":"2461733689","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512849318087,"sku":"2461733704","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Spurious-SQ.jpg?v=1624903868"},{"product_id":"mb-20-wolf-something","title":"MB #20 - WOLF SOMETHING","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Compared to Wolfmother, Wolf Parade, Wolf Gang, Wolfbang, Sleeping Wolf, Steppenwolf, Peter Wolf and Sea Wolf, Wolf Something was a big nothing. When 2006's \u003cem\u003eCopycat Calls\u003c\/em\u003e failed to get attention, the Wolves packed it in.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512849350855,"sku":"2461800711","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512849383623,"sku":"2461800726","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512849416391,"sku":"2461800741","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512849449159,"sku":"2461800756","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512849481927,"sku":"2461800771","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512849514695,"sku":"2461800786","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Wolf-Some-BLK.jpg?v=1616769475"},{"product_id":"mb-21-buck-schott","title":"MB #21 - BUCK SCHOTT","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Banned from church basements coast to coast, Buck Schott and his Low Lifes got a sobering dose of reality when their 1985 debut, \u003cem\u003e13th Steppin' Fool\u003c\/em\u003e, was dismissed by critics as \"\u003cem\u003ejust plain wrong\u003c\/em\u003e.\" With songs like, '\u003cem\u003e10 Gallons of Gaslighting'\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003e'One Year Chip on my Shoulder'\u003c\/em\u003e, the creepy trio fell off the charts, the radar and the wagon.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512849547463,"sku":"2461811152","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512849580231,"sku":"2461811167","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512849612999,"sku":"2461811182","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512849645767,"sku":"2461811197","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512849678535,"sku":"2461811212","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512849711303,"sku":"2461811227","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Buck-Schott-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1666888283"},{"product_id":"mb-25-blizzard-rain","title":"MB #25 - BLIZZARD RAIN","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"If \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jim_Morrison\"\u003eJim Morrison\u003c\/a\u003e \u0026amp; \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Randy_Rhoads\"\u003eRandy Rhodes\u003c\/a\u003e started a band in the afterlife, they would sound like Blizzard Rain. Loud and complicated. Rain gained a flurry of interest with their first release, \u003cem\u003eFight or Flight Delayed\u003c\/em\u003e, but 1981's \u003cem\u003eSurvivalin' Stinks!\u003c\/em\u003e would be their second and final effort after all four members developed crippling studio-fright.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512849744071,"sku":"2461820881","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512849776839,"sku":"2461820896","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512849809607,"sku":"2461820911","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512849842375,"sku":"2461820926","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512849875143,"sku":"2461820941","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512849907911,"sku":"2461820956","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Blizzard-SQ.jpg?v=1624904964"},{"product_id":"mb-26-teebeedee","title":"MB #26 - TEEBEEDEE","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Originally called Pop Quiz, these conceptual art rockers would never announce when they played, so they never gained a fanbase. After switching to TeeBeeDee, they figured they'd be on marquees everywhere, but Canadian folk duo, TeeBeeEh, stole the spotlight. 1979's highly-anticipated \u003cem\u003eSubjected To Change\u003c\/em\u003e was determined to be TBD's first and final record.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Just after Thomas Dolby went blind from science, but just \u003cem\u003ebefore\u003c\/em\u003e radio reeked of teen gusto, The Keyboard Stiffs took their unique brand of lazy-pop on the road, but never took it seriously. 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Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512850137287,"sku":"2461831410","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512850170055,"sku":"2461831425","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512850202823,"sku":"2461831440","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512850235591,"sku":"2461831455","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512850268359,"sku":"2461831470","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512850301127,"sku":"2461831485","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Key-Stiffs-SQ.jpg?v=1686261333"},{"product_id":"mb-29-blue-jean-hackman","title":"MB #29 - BLUE JEAN HACKMAN","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Influenced by The Replacements, these loose cannons came under fire after 2002's \u003cem\u003eDenimerican Icon\u003c\/em\u003e showed a narrow margin of interest. With no way out of their contract, Blue Jean Hackman would bite the bullet and record one final album, \u003cem\u003eLex Offenders\u003c\/em\u003e, which was a bridge too far for record execs. Hoosiers.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit \u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512850333895,"sku":"2461858639","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512850366663,"sku":"2461858654","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512850399431,"sku":"2461858680","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512850432199,"sku":"2461858710","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512850464967,"sku":"2461858740","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512850497735,"sku":"2461858771","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Hackman-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624905313"},{"product_id":"pegaweenicorn-red","title":"PEGAWEENICORN - RED","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe now-extinct \u003ci\u003ePegaweenicorn\u003c\/i\u003e once flew freely across the Great Plains, using its majestic horn to pierce squeak toys and burrow through clouds. 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Check \u003ca title=\"Sizing Info\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512854003911,"sku":"2461772454","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512854134983,"sku":"2461772469","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512854200519,"sku":"2461772484","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512854266055,"sku":"2461772499","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512854331591,"sku":"2461772514","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512854397127,"sku":"2461772529","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":39512854069447,"sku":"2461772458","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":39512854167751,"sku":"2461772473","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":39512854233287,"sku":"2461772488","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":39512854298823,"sku":"2461772503","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512854364359,"sku":"2461772518","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512854429895,"sku":"2461772533","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Humming-BLK.jpg?v=1624902988"},{"product_id":"mb-los-wilhelms-02","title":"MB #03 - LOS WILHELMS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Though the famous “\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wilhelm_scream\"\u003eWilhelm scream\u003c\/a\u003e” has appeared in nearly 400 films, Los Wilhelms lost their voice when its lead singer overdosed on hot tea with lemon.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cb data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003ci data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\" style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca data-mce-fragment=\"1\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton \u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Red \/ S","offer_id":43314042863815,"sku":"2461789721","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ M","offer_id":43314042896583,"sku":"2461789736","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ L","offer_id":43314042962119,"sku":"2461789751","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ XL","offer_id":39512854757575,"sku":"2461789766","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512854823111,"sku":"2461789781","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":43314043060423,"sku":"2461789796","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":43314042831047,"sku":"2461789712","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512854593735,"sku":"2461789727","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":43314042929351,"sku":"2461789742","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":43314042994887,"sku":"2461789757","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43314043027655,"sku":"2461789772","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512854855879,"sku":"2461789787","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Wilhelms-RED.jpg?v=1616769425"},{"product_id":"mb-05-arial-the-bad-fonts","title":"MB #05 - ARIAL \u0026 THE BAD FONTS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Arial \u0026amp; The Bad Fonts became a lowercase favorite on college radio in the late 90s after their power-quirky EP, \u003cem\u003eHobophobia!\u003c\/em\u003e, gave us the now-classic singles, \u003cem\u003eEtched in Papyrus\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eItalic Stallion\u003c\/em\u003e. Their sophomore release, \u003cem\u003eZero Impact\u003c\/em\u003e, had exactly that, and the band split up. The Bad Fonts continued touring, sans Arial, and still appear \u003cem\u003eevery\u003c\/em\u003ewhere.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING on this item...and ALL shirts from the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/syrupgraphics.com\/collections\/hand-printed-by-mario\" title=\"Printed By Mario - FREE Shipping!\"\u003eSimple Syrup\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca title=\"Sizing Info\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e**As seen in the 2020 horror flick, \u003ca title=\"Ten Minutes to Midnight movie\" href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt10369866\/?ref_=vp_back\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eTen Minutes to Midnight\u003c\/a\u003e...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Syrup Graphics","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512855019719,"sku":"2461888852","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512855085255,"sku":"2461888867","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":40289829060807,"sku":"2461888882","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512855249095,"sku":"2461888897","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512855314631,"sku":"2461888912","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512855380167,"sku":"2461888927","price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Arial-BLK.jpg?v=1713276558"},{"product_id":"mb-11-musk-a-looza","title":"MB #11 - MUSK-A-LOOZA","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"\u003cem\u003eMusk-a-looza\u003c\/em\u003e originates and emanates from Austin, TX each year, when the weather is ripe for sweaty singers \u0026amp; funky fans alike. This year's powerfully putrid lineup included: Ted Pungent; The Grateful Unwashed; Mamas \u0026amp; Papachoulis; Dawsons Reek; Swamp Asterisk;  B.O. \u0026amp; The Stink Lines and Gamey Lee Curtis.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca title=\"Sizing Info\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512855511239,"sku":"2461917320","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512855576775,"sku":"2461917335","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512855642311,"sku":"2461917350","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512855707847,"sku":"2461917365","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512855773383,"sku":"2461917380","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512855838919,"sku":"2461917395","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":39512855544007,"sku":"2461917327","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":39512855609543,"sku":"2461917342","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":39512855675079,"sku":"2461917357","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":39512855740615,"sku":"2461917372","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512855806151,"sku":"2461917387","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512855871687,"sku":"2461917402","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Musk-SQ.jpg?v=1617222830"},{"product_id":"mb-13-sirius-lee-the-folks","title":"MB #13 - SIRIUS LEE \u0026 THE FOLKS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"They may have had the only drummer in the industry with a 20-minute rim-shot solo, but the band had a Sirius problem from the start. Dubbed a \"comic-guitarist\" by critics, Lee's hacky antics kept them limited to open mics and the occasional opening spot. \u003cem\u003eSnap. Crackle. Womp.\u003c\/em\u003e was a self-fulfilling failure, but SLTF would record several albums before retiring, including, \u003cem\u003eHeckler Skelter,\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cem\u003eTag...You're Shit\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eRule of Thee\u003c\/em\u003e.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512856002759,"sku":"2461925827","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512856068295,"sku":"2461925847","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512856133831,"sku":"2461925867","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512856199367,"sku":"2461925885","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512856264903,"sku":"2461925904","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512856330439,"sku":"2461925923","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":39512856035527,"sku":"2461925836","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":39512856101063,"sku":"2461925856","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":39512856166599,"sku":"2461925875","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":39512856232135,"sku":"2461925894","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512856297671,"sku":"2461925913","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512856363207,"sku":"2461925932","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Sirius-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1686261124"},{"product_id":"mb-14-j-k-the-mixed-signals","title":"MB #14 - J.K. \u0026 THE MIXED SIGNALS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"While a muse to some, critics blasted Toronto-based JK for lip syncing their entire \u003cem\u003eB.S. I Love You\u003c\/em\u003e tour. Fans had a like\/hate relationship with the flaky foursome, and the band called it quits after 1985’s, \u003cem\u003ePlease Please Please Me Now Leave\u003c\/em\u003e.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Royal \/ S","offer_id":39512856494279,"sku":"2461970989","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ M","offer_id":39512856559815,"sku":"2461971004","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ L","offer_id":39512856625351,"sku":"2461971019","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ XL","offer_id":39512856690887,"sku":"2461971034","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512856756423,"sku":"2461971049","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512856821959,"sku":"2461971064","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512856461511,"sku":"2461970979","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512856527047,"sku":"2461970994","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512856592583,"sku":"2461971009","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512856658119,"sku":"2461971024","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512856723655,"sku":"2461971039","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512856789191,"sku":"2461971054","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-JK-ROYAL.jpg?v=1686261138"},{"product_id":"mb-15-the-black-stools-purple-ink","title":"MB #15 - THE BLACK STOOLS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"When Pepé Abysmal's drummer heard the lead vocalist from Bleeding Ulcers, they would eventually form The Black Stools. 2008's \u003cem\u003eSomethin's Wrong Baby\u003c\/em\u003e was a confusing and unwelcome debut, so the pair broke up and dissolved the band.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca title=\"Sizing Info\" href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Syrup Graphics","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512856887495,"sku":"2461899249","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512856953031,"sku":"2461899264","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512857018567,"sku":"2461899279","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512857084103,"sku":"2461899294","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512857149639,"sku":"2461899309","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512857215175,"sku":"2461899324","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":39512856920263,"sku":"2461899256","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":39512856985799,"sku":"2461899271","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":39512857051335,"sku":"2461899286","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":39512857116871,"sku":"2461899301","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512857182407,"sku":"2461899316","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512857247943,"sku":"2461899331","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-STOOLS-BLK-PRPL.jpg?v=1616791764"},{"product_id":"mb-16-jenn-tonic","title":"MB #16 - JENN \u0026 TONIC","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"If only J\u0026amp;T had learned to pace themselves, they might've had a shot alongside \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Beth_Orton\"\u003eBeth Orton\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Juliana_Hatfield\"\u003eJuliana Hatfield\u003c\/a\u003e at \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Lilith_Fair\"\u003eLilith Fair\u003c\/a\u003e. 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Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ S","offer_id":39512857346247,"sku":"2461984816","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ M","offer_id":39512857411783,"sku":"2461984831","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ L","offer_id":39512857477319,"sku":"2461984846","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ XL","offer_id":39512857542855,"sku":"2461984861","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512857608391,"sku":"2461984876","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512857673927,"sku":"2461984891","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512857313479,"sku":"2461984811","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512857379015,"sku":"2461984826","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512857444551,"sku":"2461984841","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512857510087,"sku":"2461984856","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512857575623,"sku":"2461984871","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512857641159,"sku":"2461984886","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-WOMAN-Jenn-GRY.jpg?v=1616769457"},{"product_id":"mb-17-tall-dark-stranglers","title":"MB #17 - TALL DARK STRANGLERS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Constricted vocals; creepy stage presence; Tall Dark Stranglers were a hard act to swallow. They squeezed out 1983's \u003cem\u003eBad News Good Noose\u003c\/em\u003e before singer, Eddie Garrote, lost his confidence and metaphorically choked to death on stage.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING on this item...and ALL shirts from the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/syrupgraphics.com\/collections\/hand-printed-by-mario\" title=\"Printed By Mario - FREE Shipping!\"\u003eSimple Syrup\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The Heir Quotes' first effort, \u003ci\u003eSuckcessor\u003c\/i\u003e, was a commercial failure, but the band felt entitled to one, final album. Bankrolled by the parents of lead vocalist, Sindy Scion, 1983's \u003ci\u003eI \"Earned\" This\u003c\/i\u003e was an expensive, self-indulgent middle finger to the music industry. The trust-fund trio would go on to inherit a poor reputation...and a family fortune.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Despite their penchant for S\u0026amp;M, Vagabondage lacked the skills \u0026amp; mastery required for a lengthy music career. 1992's \"Whips and Trains\" would be their first and only release; an album so painful to listen to, it became the unofficial sex-jam for masochists.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ S","offer_id":39512858886343,"sku":"2462027457","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ M","offer_id":39512858919111,"sku":"2462027472","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ L","offer_id":39512858951879,"sku":"2462027487","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ XL","offer_id":39512858984647,"sku":"2462027502","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512859017415,"sku":"2462027517","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Light Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512859050183,"sku":"2462027532","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512858493127,"sku":"2462027452","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512858558663,"sku":"2462027467","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512858624199,"sku":"2462027482","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512858689735,"sku":"2462027497","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512858755271,"sku":"2462027512","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512858820807,"sku":"2462027527","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Vaga-GRY.jpg?v=1624902638"},{"product_id":"mb-22-the-stares-shirt","title":"MB #22 - THE STARES","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"If you blinked in 1998, you missed The Stares. They had the looks, but this no-frills trio would never see long-term success. Shortly after wrapping up the \u003cem\u003eLeer Pressure\u003c\/em\u003e tour, two of the founding members perished in a tragic lasik mishap.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Red \/ S","offer_id":39512859115719,"sku":"2461998055","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ M","offer_id":39512859181255,"sku":"2461998070","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ L","offer_id":39512859246791,"sku":"2461998085","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ XL","offer_id":39512859312327,"sku":"2461998100","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512859377863,"sku":"2461998115","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Red \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512859443399,"sku":"2461998130","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512859082951,"sku":"2461998046","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512859148487,"sku":"2461998061","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512859214023,"sku":"2461998076","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512859279559,"sku":"2461998091","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512859345095,"sku":"2461998106","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512859410631,"sku":"2461998121","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Stares-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1686261201"},{"product_id":"mb-23-germane-jackson","title":"MB #23 - GERMANE JACKSON","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Maybe it was the single, sequined sock. Or his pseudo dance move, the \u003cem\u003emoon-mosey\u003c\/em\u003e. Or the fact that he was a feathered-blonde white kid from Wichita, Kansas...but Germane never achieved relevance. Capitalizing on another, more famous Jackson, GJ relied on confused or illiterate fans to fill seats. Ironically, 1984's \u003cem\u003eAproposer\u003c\/em\u003e was a suitable, pertinent end to this posturing fraud's career.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePrinted on super-soft, premium tees you’ll WANT to wear!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\" data-mce-style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. Check \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" title=\"Sizing Info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eSIZE CHART\u003c\/a\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/lemonicedesigns.com\/pages\/sizing-info\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e \u003c\/a\u003ebefore ordering!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: 100% combed ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e.: Light fabric\u003cbr\u003e.: Premium fit\u003cbr\u003e.: Tear away label\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Solid Black \/ S","offer_id":39512859541703,"sku":"2462016035","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ M","offer_id":39512859672775,"sku":"2462016050","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ L","offer_id":39512859738311,"sku":"2462016065","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ XL","offer_id":39512859836615,"sku":"2462016080","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512859902151,"sku":"2462016095","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512859967687,"sku":"2462016110","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":39512859607239,"sku":"2462016042","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":39512859705543,"sku":"2462016057","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":39512859803847,"sku":"2462016072","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":39512859869383,"sku":"2462016087","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":39512859934919,"sku":"2462016102","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Solid Midnight Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":39512860000455,"sku":"2462016117","price":32.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0555\/7564\/2311\/products\/MB-MAN-Germane-BLK-SQ.jpg?v=1624904770"},{"product_id":"mb-24-the-long-walks","title":"MB #24 - THE LONG WALKS","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff0000;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eWHAT ARE MOCK BAND TEES??\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eConcert shirts for bands that never existed. Lots of wordplay and easter eggs! \u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003eON THE BACK:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThe same 20 cities they've \"toured\" were taken from a search for the worst cities to live. Here's the fake bio:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"The Long Walks began their brief stroll through the punk annals with the promising, 1976 EP, \u003cem\u003eShort Peers\u003c\/em\u003e, then bit off more than they could chew with their follow-up, \u003cem\u003eIndulge Meander\u003c\/em\u003e; a 3-hour shouted-word album accompanied by slide-whistle and mic feedback.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFREE SHIPPING on this item...and ALL shirts from the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/syrupgraphics.com\/collections\/hand-printed-by-mario\" title=\"Printed By Mario - FREE Shipping!\"\u003eSimple Syrup\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #800000;\"\u003e**\u003cspan\u003eMock Bands can only be exchanged due to misprints. 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